so I rewarded myself with two Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches. They are addictive with fewer calories, so my thick…
If I Could Just Move Past Go…
I’d get that 200 dollars and buy a Clue Cuz it’s nothing but Trouble when I’m dealing with you, If…
Who is ready to lay in a bed where her feet hang over the edge a little after a long, stressful couple of days?
*Voila* #thisgesturealsomeans A. I want a popsicle B. I want some pizza C. I slide past the haters D.…
Tomorrow Is Not Promised…
To anyone. Mortal awareness is something that is inherent in us all from the bugs to the birds. Soccer moms…
If all you do today…
Is wake up out of your sleep, then you are doing well, because somebody, somewhere, won’t. #CanIGetAnAmen? #LifeIsPrecious #YouDaRealMVP #OneBigFootInFrontOfTheOther…
I Spend A Large Portion of my life…
Just trying not to f**k s**t up. Stuff like looking down when I walk to make sure I don’t trip…
Unlike Everyone Else
Besides this being my #2 favorite track on The Velvet Rope (“You” is my fave), I love the hidden track…
Remember This…
#NationalBestFriendDay
Because I consider myself a creative type, I always make it a point to be unique and surround myself with…
I Just Ask
For palazzo pants that fall past my ankles…😞
Taller Than Ur Average™ 