Just some former thoughts resurfacing today…
Recently, I have been under attack (I say attacked because well,
these men have been coming at me like I’m wearing pheremones) by dudes
interested in getting to know me by way of the
classic digit exchange. Every now and then I usually will come
across a guy who will smile my way, but won’t be bold enuff to say
anything. Lately though, guys have just been approaching me on some,
“iiiiiiiiiiiii
wanna be your man” zapp n roger type shit. Now it’s all flatters n
stuff, but what has changed in me that has allowed men to become the
bolder creatures when it comes to the holla? Whatever the case,
I am impressed at their more sophisticated approaches. Ain’t nothin
movin, but still. Instead of the
usual, hang out the car window whats up, I get intelligent, even
coherent conversation matched with an attempt at getting me to go OUT,
(key word here is out) on a date (as in theatre, restaurant, club)
rather than get me over to their house for a blockbuster night. Could
it be because winter is setting in men are getting ready to store their
nuts between some ladies thighs.Are they interviewing seasonal eypps
for permanent positions? That
other side of the bed finally gettin too cold for you fellas? With that
I’m left to ask a couple of questions:
For the
gentlemen, or not-so-gentlemen. What goes through your mind when you
meet a lady?
In what order do you rate and rank their potential to be
either a late nite fling, girlfriend, friend or Mrs. (insert your last name here)? What’s the difference between three?
What are YOUR criteria?
Are there certain places where you just
don’t think you could meet a woman about the right?
Basically, what I
wanna know is, from the outside, to the inside, what do u check for?
shout me a holler duns
Taller Than Ur Average™ 
we aint shit in general.. and those of us in are have are “ain’t shit” streaks. remember that and try not to let it get to you…happy hunting.
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Ya’ll have more power than you think….a lot is based on your reacations (both verbal and nonverbal) to our comments..pretty easy to size up. Kepp pimpin it Abstract!!!! (Insert Ludacris song now)
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I’m cool, I’m not exactly “wabbit season” for me cuz I’m not the hunter, I’m the hunted. lol
And yes, we DO have a lot of power, but if you don’t know how to push some of the buttons every now and then, we’ll change the channel on you. lol
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What song are you playing?
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ditto on the MOST men aint shit 100% of the time (even the quality ones have that stinch)
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The song I’m playing is Gotta Find A Lover by Roy Ayers.
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What has changed in me that has allowed men to become the bolder creatures when it comes to the holla?
I think either a) your just observing it differently b) your in different atmosphere where the attitude towards approaching you is different c) thats the only way guys think they can get your attention is by doing more than they used to. d) maybe you carry yourself differently and the change was so natural u dont even realize it?
Could it be because winter is setting in men are getting ready to store their nuts between some ladies thighs?
Rhetorical answer.. Always
Are they interviewing seasonal eypps for permanent positions? That other side of the bed finally gettin too cold for you fellas? Could be.. some guys look to get just one girl b4 the weather gets bad and they cant find them as easy at the clubs, out etc.. but thats mostly younger guys… maybe they just want to get the hook up w/ free rentals? j/k For the gentlemen, or not-so-gentlemen. What goes through your mind when you meet a lady? In what order do you rate and rank their potential to be either a late nite fling, girlfriend, friend or Mrs. (insert your last name here)? What’s the difference between three?Honestly.. It’s not that deep… However I’d ask u to be more specific At what point in what situation?
Simple answer.. It depends. Am I attracted to her? has she not said anything stupid enough to make me think maybe she aint all that? Theres no rank in the back of our head besides.. she cool we can be friends or shes sexy i should see whats up with that..
What are YOUR criteria? Again It depends.. Theres no 1 prototype. Don’t let Andre lie to you. There are different types that blow you away and u trying to figure out what makes them to fit in the prototype but u never completely figure it out… its love not statistics and even that has it’s estimates.. it’s all about how well u can fudge the numbers. but there are of course some rules and regulations by law which none can falter from. Once they hit those its obvious where they fall in line.. and those vary from person to person.
For myself with the approach.. if u looking good.. it dont matter how good whatever.. if u light up that cigarette i’m looking elsewhere… is it a big deal no.. u might only do it out with your girls at the club.. u might do it when your drinking with friends.. i may have friends who smoke but by no means do i want my girl smoking cigarettes.. so instantly your out.. if u are that stupid i dont want u as my woman…. maybe it shouldnt be that deep with me but it is..
Are there certain places where you just don’t think you could meet a woman about the right?
Yes. the girl selling the knock off kani’s at the local shop downtown in the back of the regular store where u gotta go tell the secret password just to get behind and buy some knockoff gucci watch for 3 bucks. Oh and North Dakota.. I mean who the hell in there right mind would want to live in North Dakota?
Seriously, Nah cuz well hell if i’m there i got to at least give the girl the benefit of the doubt. Even if i’m up to some bs she might not be. and otherwise im just criticizing myself…maybe id keep my guard up in a sitution.. but otherwise its not an issue.
Basically, what I wanna know is, from the outside, to the inside, what do u check for?
ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES? OH and you speak english good? you got teef? your not missing any body parts… But umm lets see.. obviously theres gotta be some physical attraction.. check.. some kinda interest on the other party to at least have some sort of conversation.. check.. oh and she seems like she got her head right so far.. check.. maybe i should give it a shot.. oh she got a man.. oh well.. oh she smokes oh well.. oh shes silly oh well hmm i think i could work with that… oh she likes to do all these things i do too.. things are looking up.. oh really she likes to actually discuss things and is stimulating to more than just my eyes.. dope.. maybe i should be serious with this girl.. over time more develops and she continually blows me away… umm sweet thing sweet thing wont u be my lover? right here beside me.. no shit she can cook too..and my god the way she.. umm i dont think im gonna find another one quite like this one = tie the knot when the time is right. so basically its like as time goes on more experience makes decisions point more or less in just one direction than the other to lead the decisions.. so yeah im sure this answer didnt tell u anything u didnt know already.. right? im good at telling the obvious..
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dude, that was response was longer than I expected from anyone, but thank you for being so thorough, or so bored, whichever came first. LOL
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